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18/07/2026 - status.cafe embed added!

29/06/2026 - Guestbook added! I'll spruce it up later because I'm layzeeeeeee

26/06/2026 - First rough draft of landing page complete!

25/06/2026 - Beginning of the website being worked on in a serious capacity!

11/08/2025 - Website's creation date!

Croeso, ようこそ、welcome to my silly little corner of the internet!

What's up? I'm Eira Woolcott - everybody's ~~self-proclaimed~~ favourite Fujosheep from the heart of Wales! I'm a Virtual Youtuber with dreams of becoming an idol, but not only do I tend to never be the sharpest tool in the shed, I also happen to be a ~~majorly @#$%ed up~~ little bit of a pervert... Despite it all, I always do my best, and I promise I'll do the same to headbutt my way into your heart! There's not much here right now, but please look forward to how the website will look as I continue to learn more and more about coding!

The name Eira's Room comes from a combination of two things. First is the website featured in Satoshi Kon's iconic 1997 adaption of Perfect Blue which is known as Mima's Room. The second is pretty obvious; this is my special space!

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